Introducing Me.

I’m good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you’re not asking but I’m trying to grow a mustache

I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade lasagna otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love you when you say my name

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use to the word “dude” as a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
And I’ve never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And cheques with lots of zeros on them
I love the sound of saxophone
And making someone smile.